mermaidastrology

Zodiac at Their Worst

mermaidastrology:

Aries - Bossy ass bitches

Taurus - Boring couch potato

Gemini - Lying gossip

Cancer - Whiny troublemaker

Leo - Self obsessed asshole

Virgo - Hypocritical bitch

Libra - Two faced manipulator

Scorpio - Raging psychopath

Sagittarius - Self-righteous asshole

Capricorn - Social climbing backstabber

Aquarius - Unemotional God complex

Pisces - Manipulative drug addict 

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  • Aries: has no chill
  • Taurus: has too much chill
  • Gemini: needs to shut the fuck up
  • Cancer: won't stop crying
  • Leo: keeps checking the mirror
  • Virgo: talks while you listen to your fave song ????
  • Libra: wears too much makeup
  • Scorpio: has a boner
  • Sagittarius: probably snorts paprika for fun
  • Capricorn: cleans too much or not enough
  • Aquarius: ditches babies
  • Pisces: needs rehab
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alljustletters:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)
it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb
but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up





your entire family looks incredibly attractive and glamourous and i am so angry about that

alljustletters:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)

it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb

but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up

your entire family looks incredibly attractive and glamourous and i am so angry about that